It’s been brought to my attention that my blogging policy of, uh, not doing any, is both ineffective and unsatisfying. Huh, who knew? Anyhoodle, if ever there was a wedding made to force me out of my usual laziness, it’s this one: a couple that partied like the world was ending, a dress that I strongly considered stealing, and the most beautiful chuppah I’ve ever seen, designed by actual genius Jove Meyer. Enjoy! See you again in six months! (jk)(maybe).